I Am The Third Revelation

Movies I’ve Seen This Year: The final chapter

1. Chronicle (8/10)

2. Shutter Island* (10/10)

3. MacGruber* (9.5/10)

4. Casino Royale* (9.5/10)

5. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (????/10)

6. 12 Angry Men (10/10)

7. Big* (9/10)

8. Muholland Drive (10/10)

9. Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask) (7.8/10)

10. The Skin I Live In (9.8/10)

11. X2* (9/10)

12. High Fidelity (10/10)

13. X3* (8.5/10)

14. Hunger Games (8/10)

15. Martha Marcy May Marlene (9/10)

16. DEATH RIDES A HORSE (10/10)

17. Oceans 11 (9/10)

18. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (8.5/10)

19. The Good, The Bad and the Ugly (10/10)

20. The Descendants* (10/10)

21. Marie Antoinette (10/10)

22. Love and Death (9.8/10)

23. The Avengers (7.6/10)

Total films seen this year:  129. Not bad, Duke, not bad at awllllllll

Movies I’ve Seen: August-January

Part II in my keeping-track-of-every-movie-I-watch-for-a-year series. * indicates it’s a rewatch… and here. We. Go

1. I Love You Phillip Morris (8.5/10)

2. Rubber (8/10)

3. City of God (9.8/10)

4. Sin City* (10/10)

5. Annie Hall* (10/10)

6. No Country for Old Men* (10/10)

7. Sweeney Todd* (10/10)

8. Sleeper (9.5/10)

9. The Conversation (10/10)

10. Drive (TENOUTTATEN)[MOVIE OF THE YEAR 2K11]

11. Serenity (10/10 if you watched Firefly… if not probably 6-7/10)

12. A Nightmare on Elm Street (original) (8/10)

13. Inside Man (7/10)

14. Ed Wood (10/10)

15. THE MASK* (SMOOOOKIN10/10)

16. Rosemary’s Baby (9.5/10)

17. Creepshow (9/10)

18. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas* (Hunter S. 10/10son)

19. The Rum Diary (8/10)

20. Night of the Living Dead (original) (7/10)

21. The Importance of Being Earnest (Inspector Gadget Bad Guy Version) (8.5/10)

22. J. Edgar (7/10)

23. Chicago* (10/10)

24. Grease* (9.9/10)

25. The Muppets (9.5/10)

26. Hugo (6.5/10)

27. The Royal Tenenbaums* (10/10)

28. Young Adult (10/10)

29. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (9.5/10)

30. Chinatown (10/10)

31. It’s A Wonderful Life (8.8/10)

32. A Christmas Carol* (George C. Scott version) (9/10)

33. Die Hard* (10/10)

34. The Artist (10/10)

35. Midnight in Paris* (10/10)

36. Blood Diamond (10/10)

37. The Bourne Ultimatum (7/10)

38. Win Win (9/10)

39. The Descendants (9.7/10)

40. The Breakfast Club (6/10)

41. The Adventures of Tintin (7.6/10)

42. War Horse (7.6/10)

43. Midnight Cowboy (6.5/10)

44. Carnage (8.5/10)

45. Moneyball (10/10)

46. Joyful Noise (D’ohhhhhboy 2/10)

47. Cast Away (9/10)

48. The Mercenary (Franco Nero bitchessssszzz 19/20 because Spaghetti Westerns are always twice as good as normal movies)

49. The Help (6.7/10)

That brings the total number of films I’ve seen so far from late May 2k11 to early 2k12 tooo 106 films. Joyful Noise and Cars 2 tied for the worst of the year. Night guys, have fun reblogging shit. 

STEVE BEBEE HATES CHRISTMAS

Christmas is canceled in Cave Creek. It was recently announced that the Calendar Committee at Cactus Shadows will not be releasing students for Winter (Christmas) Break until December 23, interfering with students plan to travel out of town.

Bebee says this is just the way the day’s fall in the week but made no motion for the committee to reassemble.

Other holidays were given recondition: “(For Halloween I’m going to) be a dad and stay at home and watch Monday night football,” said Bebee. When asked of his favorite Thanksgiving food he said “all of it.”  With these other holidays receiving administrative praise, Christmas is left in the dust.

“I refuse to go Black Friday shopping,” said Bebee. While his wife gets up at five to go gift shopping, Bebee says he only prefers to shop for himself.

Even shopping on the discount for others is out of the question. “I can’t say that I have (ever been thrift shopping),” said Bebee.

The inherit dislike of the birth of Santa Claus even extends to the air conditioners as new electronic ones will be installed preventing the intense chill known as a Winter Wonderland to occur in any room.

“I had no idea Steve had a problem with my little operation,” said Kris Kringle, popular holiday home invader. Kringle has not seen Bebee since December 25 of last year.

“I thought we were pretty good friends I mean I took his family out for boiled goose… he seemed to really hit it off with the little people in my shop too,” laments Kringle.

There is a reason why Christmas and conflict begin with the same letter: if the school loses the override, it could also lose its A+ ranking. “I know I have a lot of supporters and can swing the vote better then Kevin Costner but if Steve isn’t dishin’ out the cookies I see no reason to grant my support,” critsizes Kringle.

An official move to the naughty list has yet to be confirmed.

Steve Bebees change in attitude towards Christmas was met with speculation if Judaism was in the future. Bebee dispelled these rumors by announcing Jewish holidays would only be off if the calendar dates fall on them.

“אני לא מבין מדוע הוא מתנגד כל כך סטיב לחגים דצמבר,” said Rabbi Abel, popular spiritual instructor.

Kwanza was never addressed in the press conference. 

Movies I Watched This Summer

If there is a * followed by any of titles it indicates I have seen it before this summer. Rating will be beside each title. my goal was to watch a movie a day…didn’t quite work out but there’s still a decent amount. 

1. Pirate of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (6/10)

2. Everything Must Go (5/10)

3. Badlands (9/10)

4. The Bourne Identity (8/10)

5. The Bourne Supremacy (9/10)

6. Spider-Man* (10/10)

7. Spider-Man 2* (10/10)

8. Hellboy (9/10)

9. The Man Who Wasn’t There (10/10)

10. Django (10/10)

11. Hot Rod* (9/10)

12. The Fall (9.5/10)

13. Midnight in Paris (10/10)

14. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoneix* (7/10)

15. Hannah and Her Sisters (10/10)

16. Bananas (9/10)

17. Crimes and Misdemeanours (10/10)

18. Wet Hot American Summer  (9/10)

19. Jackass 2.5 (4/10)

20. X-Men: First Class (9/10)

21. Scream (10/10)

22. The Descent (7/10)

23. Purple Rain (6/10)

24. Super 8 (10/10)

25. What’s up Tiger Lily? (Ummmmmmaybe6/10)

26. Tree of Life (Pretentio6s/10) 

27. A Clockwork Orange* (10/10)

28. Halloween (8/10)

29. Cannibal! The Musical (9/10)

30. Cars 2/10

31. Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (9/10)

32. Source Code* (9.5/10)

33. Water For Elephants (Ch6stophwasgood/10)

34. BLUE VELVET (100/10)

35. Bad Teacher (8/10)

36. Horrible Bosses (7/10)

37. South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut* (9.5/10)

38. Scream 2 (9/10)

39. Kill Bill Vol. 1* (10/10)

40. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince* (9/10)

41. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (Fuckthehatersitwasthebestoftheseries10/10)

42. Bad Lieutenant (9/10)

43. Rain Man (8/10)

44. 28 Days Later (8.5/10)

45. Zodiac (10/10)

46. Deuce bigalow: Male Gigolo********* (6-10/10)

47. Captain America (8.5/10)

48. Hobo With A Shotgun (9/10)

49. Cowboys and Aliens (7/10)

50. Manhattan Murder Mystery (7.5/10)

51. Crazy Stupid Love (5/10)

52. Risky Business (9/10)

53. Rise of the Planet of the Apes (6.5/10)

54. The Holy Mountain (9.5/10)

55. House of the Devil (8.5/10)

56. Deuce Part Deuce: Euro Gigolo* (1/10)

57. American Beauty* (10/10)